‘Baby, is you drunk, is you had enough?’

Thanks, but no thanks. You need to work on your game!

Why the snark?? Is it, because they don’t look exactly like the Madoff’s? Did David Ojelowo look exactly like MLK in Selma? Is it the topic of wealthy people people getting swindled out of their money? Is that not a ‘worthy’ topic in your opinion? I remember the Madoff case being huge just a few years ago.

Thank you, I will! For you, there will always be ‘Nymphomaniac’. So deep and thought provoking!

...but she’s also not a catholic nun.

Girls being crass and hypersexual just like the guys right?

Camel toe on a teddy bear; mother nature never ceases to amaze me.

You’re asking too much of him. Acknowledging humiliation requires a certain level of self-awareness.

You want to expose the universe to this orange comb over? Cruel!

Short: Clash of cultures - hard! I wonder why they’re not like us? Whatevs, I’m glad I’m back! End.

He should teach about WW2 in High School.

Is this what’s called pole hugging?

Wow, I thought I had shitty bosses in my life, but I had no idea! This guy sounds like a full fledged sociopath. I’m glad you survived this asshole with your sanity and sense of humor intact. Any job after that must have felt like a big upgrade.

Oh, he also scheduled classes at 9pm on a Friday after a World Cup game. In Brazil. A game Brazil was playing.

Miley could no longer be half naked half the time in public making out with Victoria Secret’s models without being dubbed ‘skeevy’, ‘creepy’ or ‘thirsty’ that’s for sure. On the other hand, riding a wrecking ball would look pretty ridiculous.

• Khloe Kardashian is in love with Houston Rockets player James Harden.

There you go

Both Williams sisters took on a guy in practice a long time ago. He was ranked around 200 at the time and beat them both consecutively (one set each). So no, that wouldn’t be much of a match for either Nadal or Federer, let alone Djokovic.

There you go

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