And completely fail to see the irony of demanding someone in America speaks a language called English, which is itself a bastardisation of Norman and Anglo-Saxon and god knows what else, plus all the loanwords coopted from other languages...

Yup. I move a lot and the AEC always seems to find me... got caught once when I didn’t know about a local council election and they hounded me for about a month for a fine.

And now I have an image of stripper butt with those little tithe envelopes sticking out of her g-string...

You know, we can debate all day about Warren’s claims, whether it’s appropriation, how much she benefited, whether the test is really proof, why this is even newsworthy. All important points. But the most important one is this:

After like, six scenes, I suddenly realised Bad Janet never gets off her phone. Gold. 

Yeah, but live backwards is...! 

One of my earliest memories is learning to spell ‘pollution’. (I’m 36.) There was a poster in the kinder classroom explaining what it was and why it was bad. I’ve often thought about that poster, as an example of ‘eh, good enough’ token action.

But... you didn’t look at Dr Blasey Ford and see your daughters, your nieces, your friends, your sisters or yourself?

He’s gonna be that guy, isn’t he? The one the rest of the group tries to forget is there, the one who opens his mouth and everyone cringes and looks at the ceiling and when he finally shuts up they sigh and say uh huh, sure buddy, whatever. Like Trump at the UN. 

Exactly. This entire process was essentially a job interview. If you look at just his answers and behaviour from the last two weeks, would you really want this guy in your workplace?

We recently had a similar affair with love child in Aus politics - it wasn’t the affair that did him in, it was the lies, cover up, and getting her jobs with his influence (she was a staffer), that did it. 

Starred for extremely accurate comparison and Preacher ref.

Speaking of laughingstocks, today’s paper bag poll at my cafe...

Even if you buy his stupid argument that being a virgin (ha!) means he couldn’t have sexually assault anyone, when you take the sex out, what’s left? Oh right, assault, forcible restraint, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, obstruction of justice... all things you want a sitting judge to have in their resume... 

At this point, it’s not even about what he did or did not do. It’s about how he’s reacting now. The instantly available letter vouching for him? The shifty weasel words? The interview with Fox? The diary from 1982 that’s somehow still extant, when documents from his recent employment at a federal level cannot he…

How about the next Dem prez appoints him as a special prosecutor charged with investigating sexual misconduct? 

Yup. My family is stick thin, but gradual (normal) changes over our lives tend to make the women pear-shaped (hormonal stuff mostly). I’ve gone from a 17-19 BMI to a 23 in the last ten years - and that’s all fat (depression munchies, yay). But docs have stopped asking about my diet, when right now is the time I should…

I’m curious as to the proportions of death threats that are specifically about Ford ‘derailing’ the confirmation of a Republican candidate, and those that are just regular ‘slutty slut’ death threats. (Any death threat is heinous and cowardly, but I like to know the exact kind of crazy I’m dealing with.) 

Someone on a previous thread mentioned Kav was way dow The list of possible GOP picks. If he’s the most likely / least objectionable, imagine what the rest are like. 

Drug testing is definitely one of those situations where if it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for you, buddy. There’s no reason to blanket test welfare recipients except to shame them, especially if the result is to rip away their benefits, not divert them into rehab.