Accurate - JarJar failed upwards until he was perfectly placed to give Palpatine the last push he needed to become Emperor...

‘Peaked in high school’ is the exact perfect description of people who attend Trump rallies.

You know, since the article on how Trump’s Obamaphobia directly caused people to die in Chad, I’ve had this image in my head, of a statue of Trump, perhaps on a plinth with the names of his complicit abettors on it, facing a wall, on which is engraved every name of those who died because of his stupidity, greed and…

Seconding copies of work product and contacts, stored somewhere off company property. I am usually all about no personal emails etc at work, but got caught when I was saving a list of grievances against a bullying manager in my drafts - I never got a chance to send it to my manager who could have used the info to…

Yeah, but that would never work. The ability to be violent is a survival trait. It’s the decision to be violent that’s the kicker - given breaking the Purge rules is an auto death sentence, what they are winnowing is stupid violence. Berserkers, indiscrImitate douchebags, people who get swept up in mob mentality,…

From now on I rate all animations on a scale of Garfield to Wall-E.

Yeah, most of my mum’s recipes were copied from the Women’s Weekly, except a few which were my nan’s. I suspect some of nan’s may be original, but she baked like a demon so she may have just memorised the recipes from years of use. I have a few ‘specialty’ recipes of my own, and they all started in a recipe book.

So, do the cops ever show up? Just wondering how it plays out.

Huh, maybe that’s his endgame. I mean it’s pretty obvious he’s not actually a billionaire, lifetime benefits is a major perk (both the official pension etc and the unofficial cronyism, ‘speaking fees’ and brand promotion). Plus they’ll have to invite him to stuff as a former President, and he’ll no doubt use it to…

Vacuum cleaner. You slam the head down on them to pin them, then turn it on to suck them up. Then you put the vacuum outside in case it survives. (Also gives you some length if they’re on the ceiling. And they’re always on the damn ceiling, above my bed, staring at you while you sleep...)

We use the same tactics to break nicotine addiction and smoking habits, think patches, gum, therapy, even hypnosis, but no one thinks any less of someone who uses those to quit. 

Jumpsuit and cuffs is the dream, but the people who will perpwalk him outta there are also the type to skip that in order to preserve the last shreds of dignity of the office. But the pout - that whiny thwarted toddler pout plastered all over every paper, website and tv screen - that’s gonna be glorious. Fingers…

So, if black, asian, and hispanic people are multicultural, are white people monocultural, or non-cultural? It’s such weird phrasing: a society or a country can be multicultural, but people (persons/individuals) are not. Am I a multicultural when i get Thai takeaway for dinner? Or when I danced at the night market…

(Spotify threw up Thriller, and I had started dancing before I remembered I was walking down the main highway, first thing in the morning, in full view of cars, other pedestrians and God. Good times.)

Huh, that’s actually a really good point. BP is so complete on its own, not really referencing the rest of the MCU, that I hadn’t thought of that kind of thematic interplay between BP and CW.

At least one of the Sandy Hook parents was on a plane as soon as she heard about the shooting - there was a heartbreaking interview with her about supporting the survivors and how they were organising themselves. (I wish I could recall her name.)

Agh! Same happened to me a few years back. Cramps and nausea for a whole day then realised I wasn’t getting better so I went to the er, and they pretty much took one look at me and sent me to surgery, I was eating an icypole two hours later, flirting with the nurse and demanding they give me my appendix in a jar.…

Oh fuck you Pruitt, those verses mean exactly the opposite of what you are making them out to be. God specifically tasks humans with caring for the world because it is his creation and his gift to us, looking after it is how we honour that gift and show love for God. And double fuck you for implying that…

When I heard this story my immediate reaction was ‘that poor guy’. Whatever was going thru his head at that moment, he’s always going to be branded with this.

Vamp Gordon, I meant, sorry.