Trapped forever in a small room, filled with phones and tablets, all of which are constantly beeping with twitter alerts. The tweets are all by Obama, or about Obama, and how great and presidential he is. And not one device lets him post a reply. Ever. Not matter how hard he mashes the buttons with his tiny hands.

Aren’t the stars paid for? I mean, there isn’t an independent body awarding these things for merit, you just pony up the dough, justify it with a flimsy excuse and get a meaningless, ugly piece of concrete with your name on it?

And spiffy new brown uniforms, too?

Which is a reason to keep it away from children and young people. And maybe require some warning labels and health awareness campaigns. You know, just like alcohol?

Yup. My first thought was, and what percentage of those requests are asking for non existent evidence to support nutjob conspiracy theories, classified information on current operations (so risking people’s lives if released) or just outright time wasting bullshit? Like, half? Three-quarters? Refusing doesn’t mean…

Jumpsuit. Live by the orange, die by the orange.

Oh for fucks sake...

So out of interest for an non-American, how much does a month of hormonal bc cost you? Eg my script for Levlen isn’t covered by the public health system or by my private health fund, but it only costs about $30 for four months worth - practically nothing. (It’s also a cheap drug so there’s no need for it to be…

Ah, the ‘people have accidents everyday’ shtick? Now I see it.

Wut? How?

Are you in Aus? I’m planning to start writing to Australian pollies tomorrow (starting with my local council and newspaper and working up to the PM) and I’d love some concrete examples of how this is already affecting Australian citizens.