Life is meaningless pain and suffering.

This is maybe your first post in months that doesn’t extensively make references to shit, toilets, diapers, or anything else scatological.

I felt the same way. Then I bit the bullet and got a used, fully loaded 2013 Hyundai Genesis with very little miles on it.

Bill Sherman had a lot questionable views except for the part about burning the Carolinas and making Georgia “howl.”

She’s not wrong, she’s just an asshole.

Government action! 

In short, taxes are too low and there’s too much money floating around in venture capital looking to find the next big thing.

What 3 year-old “confronts” their dad? What a weird way to phrase that. My dad never hit me but I wouldn’t have “confronted” him when I was three.

Sounds like pure marital bliss in the Legler household. 

Fun fact: The Know-Nothings turned into the contemporary Republican Party, as prominent Know-Nothings such as Abraham Lincoln sought to form a more politically palatable party.

He really asked that?  What a tool.  He’s the male Tracy Flick.  I hope he crashes and burns.  

This video makes me hopeful for the future of humanity.  

She has the reverse Midas touch. Everything she touches gets instantly awful.

Also depressing, Dan Patrick’s radio show since he left ESPN.

Because they’re delicious?

Yep.

Damn. This comment hit me really hard as both a bad child and an overweight child.

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And coincidentally, David X. Cohen’s birth name is David S. Cohen.  So, both?