They’re not Jews.  They didn’t “convert” to anything but a weird strain of American-based Christianity.

Go away.  No one wants your shitty, outdated opinions polluting this space.

That is because she makes their pants tight and they’re confused by their formerly moribund penises.  

Always good to have an actual doctor in the comments, balances out the galaxy of lawyers around these parts.

Harris is an anthropomorphic rotten house of cards. Give her any kind of scrutiny and she’ll collapse. Enough of the corrupt former prosecutors as Democrats. They’re always part of the problem.

They’re a collection of idiots, incompetents, and mendacious charlatans.

No. Splinter has a problem with shitty politicians. See their treatment of good politicians like AOC.

Sad but apt analogy for almost elected Democrats.

Hard to think of a more harebrained, self-defeating move made by a politician recently that doesn’t involve tweeting. 

So go then!  No one is keeping you here.  You’re welcome to fuck off to Breitbart or The Gateway Pundit any time you want.  

LOL. He’s so butt his brother is Ben Affleck.

And a pack of smokes from the deli, while you’re there.

Shit!  Do you remember the NFL on TNT on Sunday nights?  I feel like no one does and we’ve all agreed it never happened. 

Good!

Two.  She’s never done anal on film, unfortunately. 

I don’t think the FBI has access to the NSA’s assets. The NSA can probably tell the FBI to fuck off and get a court order and hide behind national security constraints.

I just learned that India occasionally persecutes Christians. In related news, I just gained respect for India.

Do you ever take a day off?

They should all be fired.

Suck it up, buttercup.  They got tear gassed, not sarin-gassed.