I was hoping the answer to “Why do Migos have beef with Chris Brown” was going to be “because they are human beings.”

Counterpoint: Brave New World is better written, way more relevant, AND less heavy handed.

Or so Cosby’s rep claims. It remains to be seen whether that’s actually true.

Somehow I have a feeling that was sort of the point.

Marketing genius.

Cool! In 2060, the store will remain a static, historic reminder of 2017 construction methods and architecture, due to the inability to upgrade anything inside the building.

You’ve been reading the Times for 15 years and never noticed Gail Collins?

The dreaded Two-Day Hangover. Kids in their 20s can’t even comprehend that they exist.

The Cleveland Racist Baseball team definitely didn’t find it funny especially at those odds.

Dude, fuck off with that stupid, unhelpful shit.

If your one argumentative focus is “MOBAS AND GIRLS OMG GAMING IS DYING”

*points at “No Feeding” sign*.

Yes, hence the “smack it to Minnesota” line. Because he hits long drives...

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

How dare you scurrilously compare Modric to the “Devil Incarnate” (in Sessions speak)

Davor Suker is Croatia’s greatest player.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

It was the bush on the left.

Yeah. Gotta assume they’d be ecstatic to get Dunn’s career out of a barely top 100 prospect, and if he can peak at Howard even better. Of course the comps all fall apart on defense, making a Dunn offensive career with plus defense even better.

I’ve never heard it called that in my life, and I’ve here for years. It’s a Pittsburgh left.