I was hoping the answer to “Why do Migos have beef with Chris Brown” was going to be “because they are human beings.”

Counterpoint: Brave New World is better written, way more relevant, AND less heavy handed.

Or so Cosby’s rep claims. It remains to be seen whether that’s actually true.

You’ve been reading the Times for 15 years and never noticed Gail Collins?

The dreaded Two-Day Hangover. Kids in their 20s can’t even comprehend that they exist.

The Cleveland Racist Baseball team definitely didn’t find it funny especially at those odds.

Dude, fuck off with that stupid, unhelpful shit.

If your one argumentative focus is “MOBAS AND GIRLS OMG GAMING IS DYING”

*points at “No Feeding” sign*.

Yes, hence the “smack it to Minnesota” line. Because he hits long drives...

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

How dare you scurrilously compare Modric to the “Devil Incarnate” (in Sessions speak)

Davor Suker is Croatia’s greatest player.

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

It was the bush on the left.

Yeah. Gotta assume they’d be ecstatic to get Dunn’s career out of a barely top 100 prospect, and if he can peak at Howard even better. Of course the comps all fall apart on defense, making a Dunn offensive career with plus defense even better.

I think that’s a fair comparison, just a quick glance at fangraphs and looks like Dunn’s career K and BB rates are basically exactly what Judge is doing this year. Big difference is Judge is hitting 50.4% of batted balls “hard” and only 12.8% soft. Dunn only topped 40% hard hit twice, maxing out at 43.8%. Of course,…

Pull into the intersection to exactly the point where you would start to turn the wheel to make your turn. Reason - if you wait in the turn lane with your wheels turned even a little, you risk getting hit in the rear, and pushed into oncoming traffic. Better to get pushed straight ahead in that event. If you wait at…

Pull into the intersection. If the intersection is big enough, pull up enough so another car behind you can get in too. That way when the light changes, you don’t screw over the person behind you, and you both make the light.
When people sit behind the line at an intersection, I want drag them out of their cars.

I’ve never heard it called that in my life, and I’ve here for years. It’s a Pittsburgh left.