Regardless of what happens in the Champions League final, Spurs fans are spending the summer Alex Ovechkin-drunk, whatever you gooners are blathering on about will have to wait until fall.

The Rainbow Bridge is in Buffalo; there’s nothing humane about sending anyone there.

Sorry you aren’t allowed to watch the final now. 

IMO you delay the game and turns out you needed more time, tough shit.

I’m struggling to understand what “noncomputable” means. Is it that there is no “perfect” play, or that the researchers lack the computing power to discover the “perfect” play?

As a P2P lender for a while now, I’ve been able to diversify my loan portfolio to mitigate risk pretty effectively and thus get consistently higher returns than from other “safe” products.

You were literally the only college student in the world who paid for Photoshop in 1999, student discount or not.

Holy shit! Utopia is one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen.

Maybe they stole the tools

They pay for milk in carrots in Denmark?

We pay that much when you include SS and Medicare and state and local taxes. We just waste it on a bloated military instead of our citizens and our country.

Extensive as this is, I’m not sure I understand what the problem is. Our taboo on eating horse meat seems to drive the concern here, and as at least some of that taboo is effectively marketing for the horse racing industry.

How do you keep track of what you’re doing in each game? That’s a problem I have playing one JRPG at a time. Though Ni No Kuni II is brilliant at keeping me on track right now, there are some JRPGs I abandoned because I couldn’t remember what I was doing after setting the game aside for a month.

The Dothraki are from Essos not Westeros.

This title race has been great, and the teams are certainly performing better, but this isn’t the best title race unless it’s won in the 95th minute.

But if the D touches the puck first anyway it is still icing, right?

There is no dream job. The dream is not having to work.

Here is a person who doesn’t get jokes. 

As a father of a boy, we are just as responsible.

The point is that you get to decide which channels you want, which you could never really do with cable. I’d rather pay $10 for five services I actually want than $60 for six I want and 40 I don’t.