Fortunately they were beaten by a team that makes it’s home in Charlottesville where racism has never been tolerated. 

Worst contract in baseball history?

So yet another promotion for AirBNB masquerating as a how-to article. If you have advice on how I can win the contest, great, otherwise, this isn’t a how to, it’s SponCon. Made worse if you didn’t get paid for it.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind but for video games is a great concept

1.) Don’t put a TV in your bedroom.

1.) Don’t put a TV in your bedroom.

That’s a really good rule, thank you for suggesting it.

So which Cardinals’ scout was it?

Likely the ranking would be in inverse order of ballpark age.

Great moment, and sure, it’s really special he could get a curtain call in front of Japanese fans, but fucks sake MLB, a generational talent just retired and the league managed to ensure literally nobody in the US was watching live.

if i’m eating shit wouldn’t i be compost? are you always this angry?

I mean maybe he’s upset AD didn’t act like a giant asshole

Haha it’s funny because people rape housekeepers all the time

Shame you spent all that time looking up nutritional facts rather than reading his comment.

If he loses again he’s done as a national figure until he wins a statewide race in TX (which is probably never). His window to run for POTUS (and thus to build his post-run career) is pretty limited as a Democrat from Texas.

The data dispute your hypothesis:

Nah, the data show NFL players are arrested for all crimes, including domestic abuse at lower rates than the population at large:

Glad to have you back.

Does Martin O’Malley become President?

The liver and kidneys are filters, not storage tanks. They do the work to get separate the bad shit from the good and get the bad out.

Yes, let’s ban everything adults enjoy rather than demand parents assume responsibility for their kids. If my son gets access to my credit card and buys some dumb shit, that’s on me, not the company that sold it to him.