That’s because their bosses threatened and lied to them about the bill’s effects. Workers at high-end places will continue to rake it in as people won’t stop tipping on their $25 shrimp cocktails, though that’s not what their boss told them. Servers at low-end places were told they will have fewer customers when…

That’s not the people this is supposed to help, and they won’t be affected by it (as tipping will persist). But the woman working the overnight shift at the Alabama Ave. IHOP will start actually making a living.

You should know that when people lose one sense, the others get stronger, in this case it was his voice.

Castlevania: SOTN is a must

They didn’t give her anything, she earned those awards by being the best actress.

I’d love to hear a few of the inverse as well. Those where “the goalkeeper had no chance” where in fact, a better goalkeeper might have made a save.

Her example was even worse than that; DC servers don’t make the minimum wage.

In D.C., where servers made the same minimum wage as other workers, their average pay was just 36 cents above minimum wage in 2017.

Moura wanted Champions League football so Arsenal were never in the picture. But hey, Lacazette looks like...someone with two legs....

The only unsatisfying part about that match was that all the commentary throughout and after has been about Mourinho and United in Crisis (TM) rather than how fucking great Spurs looked.

Said nobody ever

We can always hope the female interns are wondering what might happen with the right mix of him, vodka, chloroform and a shovel. 

I’m not sure “I’m a huge advocate for public transportation” is a statement that can be easily squared with your earlier statement that parrots the classic framing used by upper-middle class people who want to deny funding for PT (nobody takes it).

That’s news to the 65.2 million passenger trips using DART in 2017:

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As a food expert, how do you not note that smoked salmon (supposedly your favorite food but clearly not) is entirely different than gravlax (aka cured salmon for which you provided a recipe). They taste different and you can tell gravlax is not smoked salmon because YOU DON’T SMOKE IT.

Perhaps the most overrated player in the world. For a forward, he’s never scored 20 goals in a season at Chelsea, that’s not good enough. For a winger, he’s never managed more than 11 assists in a season. If he were playing deeper it would be one thing, but as one of three attackers in a trident, his numbers don’t say…

How dare you assume I am one of those white people who would say I’m not one of those white people!

Mike Oquist! I remember that guy.