All that torpedoing you’re talking about happened AFTER Clinton had mathematically secured the nomination. Try not to just repeat the right wing’s talking points next time.

I watched my wife give birth for 30 hours, and I’ve been kicked in the balls. I want to come kick you in the balls for 30 hours right now, it still wouldn’t be as painful as PASSING A HUMAN BEING THROUGH HER VAGINA.

Possibly sterilized? Get the fuck out of here, this never happens, or so infrequently relative to the number of times a man gets hit in the nuts as to be never.

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

The tweets were deleted, I hope you guys screenshotted them.

I guess you’ve never played basketball. You wipe off the bottom of your shoes because they have dust on them causing you to slip. He falls when he loses traction trying to push off.

(for me that’s female urinating into the male mouth before they mate)

You know what else is impressive? Using your left foot.

After Trump wins tomorrow, I’m gonna need some dope to drop.

Perhaps the industry’s efforts to push for hugely punitive penalties for piracy are backfiring on them. I continue to have doubts about the efficacy of legal restrictions on actually reducing piracy. But if an uninformed person receives a notice saying they owe $5,000 (or hundreds of thousands of dollars as the MPAA…

Could the increased “tangibility” of the game perhaps be in preparation for VR?

Separate but equal is racism.

Try Kerrygold in your baking, especially for things like pie crusts or biscuits where you might use the adjective “buttery” to describe its taste/texture.

If you can’t spot a concussion with binoculars, why do you think they should blame the guy who you think is being put in a position where he can’t do his job?