“Live from this White Guy’s GoPro, we’ve found a cop in his natural habitat. It appears he has found his prey: a successful black man going about his day. Behold the change in the officer’s stance, the posturing, the preening, the-oh shit, SHOTS FIRED!”

Did he rub them on his face for war paint? Cause that’d be super bad ass.

11. If you see a cop within 50 yards of me, start videotape that shit. I want a record of the action from the time he notices me minding my own business to the time he/she and the other three cops who arrive on the scene finish with me. Also, occasionally say “This is a white person taping this outrage” so that people…

...Which will immediately be blamed on Obama.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

he better watch out for her Daddy tho

Damn. Shaq is living his best life though. Between caping for the Sheriff’s department, driving monster trucks and DJing for 18+ clubs he’s living every 16 year old Orange County white boy’s fantasy.

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The very notion of a high-end bougie hookah bar is hilarious to me.

What a fucking waste of time that hearing was, yesterday, almost as bad as the Major League Baseball steroids hearings, back when Sammy Sosa wasn’t an albino dressing up like Franken Berry or the Penn State Nittany Lion mascot

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

Of course a Daily Stormer would work at a place that deals in shit.

This is the face of suburban mediocrity. 

Now Messi can prepare to lose in the world cup.

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

Easy...Watching Mohamed Salah, Roberto Firmino and Sadio Mane is a lot fun

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Bill Burr nails it here.

...having a car engined car feels like a mistake at that moment.