Boy, these clowns are so totally absurd. Only the most complete moron could be influenced by anything they have to say....

This is...SnortsCenter

You just got me very hype for the upcoming away goal aggregate loss to Bayern in the QF.

It’s also the “we’re going to walk out of here and you’re going to look like I didn’t just hit you so hard you fell down the stairs” victim-controlling dynamic.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

RIGHT?!?! When he started endorsing The General, I wondered if I could get him to show up at my place for a few hundo and a slice of apple pie or something

that shit was lit terrorism

you mean the guy with the screen name of a Jet Engine isn’t a student?

As someone who took five seconds to look at your posting history, I’m calling bullshit.

Lil Yachty called it Bubblegum Trap. I’m ok with that definition. It’s true. It’s faux drug dealing music for kids with braces who need their Xanax fix to cope with their utterly suburban lives.

Oh christ they have a fucking “Shefter Cam” in the corner of the screen showing him talking on his phone.

While I thank you for posting the recipe to this abomination... No, actually, that guy needs to be shot. Kale simple syrup? Dafuq?

feel like your original headline, I, Cecilia, Hate Fun, was a better fit for this one

As someone who plays Junkrat a lot - This article makes me happy.

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

Never thought it would come to this but he’s

Because they didn’t bother to find the best looking ones they could, and avocados start to oxidize heavily in about an hour.

This is actually a thing?!? I wish I had stayed oblivious to this fuckery.

I thought white people had reached peak whiteness with avocados when they used it to propose marriage, apparently I was wrong. But once again it’s good to relearn this lesson. When you think white people have done the absolute most, never underestimate their ability to exceed it.

Personally I will always rejoice at anything bad happened to Manchester United, but hearing them called “shitty” and “entitled” by a Arsenal fan and Barca stan is... well, it’s the sort of thing that makes one knit one’s brows in a bemused fashion.