Zuckerberg looks like a young Mike Rappaport before he caught the mouth herpes.

The students are carrying bigger

intramural league with nobody watching vs NCAA tournament. Exactly the same I’d say!  I hope you’ve recovered.

These guys just stole that machine to store beer in there machine shed / garage.

No - just one that serves alcohol. Because you’re full of shit if you’ve never heard swearing in a bar.

The brewery I frequent has a dude who comes in with a cat perched on his shoulder that stays there the entire time he visits. I shall now call that his prop cat :)

“88 percent of millennials were making plant-based foods a priority in their lives.”

Delete. If it’s on your phone it can still access your data.

“We are so sorry we made the terrible mistake of allowing it through our review process.”

I refuse to watch any game with Ray as the commentator with sound on. He makes the most god awful screeches anytime there is a build up in play.

“IQ will not fully explain top-end performance, because extraordinary performance in a specific field is a result of extraordinary INSTINCT in a sub-category of talent, rather than truly top-end achievement”

Fuckers made me tilt my head to see the carnage.

I grew up in rural Iowa. Farmers spread dead farm animals on their fields for fertilizer. You could sit and watch the bald eagles chase coyotes off the bodies of dead pigs then scavenge all day. I was not uncommon to see 50 or more in a field at a time.

You know DJ Envy didn’t do this off air before the show because he knows he’d catch some hands trying to act hard. I equate this to an NBA fight where everything is just “hold me back” while pretending to cause a scene before getting T’d up and tossed.

“But why the GMO dick over the organic dick?

Damn curiosity made me click that link and listen to 20 seconds of Lil Yachty. Never again.

I just gagged reading kale simple syrup. Thanks cuz

I had to go look this up because I’ve never heard of it. Holy shit!

Shaq grew up on a military base. His views really shouldn’t shock anyone.