is it just me or did anyone else recognize the irony in a talent show being hosted by someone with ZERO talent?

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

right! I’ll never accept laceless dress shoes..

I’m actually really disturbed by Paul Ryan’s shoes.

I somehow missed when he got good looking, but dude is really looking fine these days

He’s also the only one without an, uh, umbrella handler.

dev patel. i mean, sploosh, amirite?!

Dev wins because he doesn’t look like he’s trying so hard.

Me first.

I think he looks hot.

See also: Casey Affleck. It is truly disheartening watching him get showered with accolades after reading about his behavior with those two co-workers on and off set. The fact that he “settled” the cases doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Don’t you DARE ruin dumplings for me like that!

Exactly, yes, agree. It is easier and safer for ICE agents to go after nonviolent immigrants, who won’t shoot at them, attack them, or send someone after them. Without prosecutorial discretion and the sweeping policy, it is much easier to prosecute misdemeanors rather than proving a felony. That is not what…

This is going to keep happening until Americans stop seeing illegal immigrants as less than, no matter how many crimes they’ve committed or how much of a threat they pose. As an immigrant (though not illegal, the sentiment is the same) I can assure you the overwhelming majority of us comes with hopes of having a…

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

James don’t make me hate you.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.