OMG, you replied! First time I’ve gotten a Kinja blogger to respond to me! What a day!

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?

More like “if it sounds and smells like a steaming pile of diarrhea . . . .”

HOW ABOUT A NSFW WARNING FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!!

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

He looks like James Dean would look today if we had buried him on Jupiter in 1955.

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

It’s soooo painful.

oh, so thats what it means.

Nicotin Addiction-fu.

That’s heartbreaking. I’m so sorry.

Oh god how awful. What will happen next for them? This whole thing has been horrifying.

People who have lived in the US for years, who have studied & worked here and have families, have been denied re-entry into the country. People with proper green cards have been denied re-entry. Families in places like Yemen, who have lost their homes to US-backed Saudi bombing, are denied entry. People who risked…

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

DD/MM/YYYY isn’t even a British thing! It’s an every single country except for America (and Liberia?) thing!

Wait, I thought we were the country that doesn’t win anymore.

So the price of acceptance of voting for a bigot is $450?

yeah, this is a tough one. I like their sentiment, but if you’re backing Trump, their message is just words and not deeds to back it up. I mean even if they live their daily life that way, they supported someone who doesn’t.

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

That's so sweet