Yep. We're not anything. Maybe that's good?

Vagnoni is 56, a few years older than I am (I'm at the boom's end.). When she writes about the ideas boomers have about how parents should be treated, I have to laugh. Boomers treated their parents like garbage. They had tons of advantages. The kind no group before or since had.

I feel like this post ensures this is going to win.

For the win with only two words.

A juggalo.

I regret that I have but one star to give for this story.

She wasn't embarrassed, though!

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That'd be 90% of them. Seriously, I can't even narrow it down to a Top 10.

For my study abroad program in Paris, I rented a room from a local who was around my age, worked at the UN in immigration and seemed to be at least a partially-decent human being. (We had a few phone interviews, he met my parents, etc. All seemed copacetic.)

Where are you that chicken breasts are $6/lb?! I mean, if you insist on only organic or buying locally sourced or somesuch. Or you live in Manhattan. Or if your only grocery store is 40 miles away and you're including gas...

"It's not wild chicken."

Wrong.

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Having worked for Harry Friedman (this is years ago at this point) I can tell you he is a great person who really cares about his staff and his shows. He is fiercely protective of them, but always pragmatic and a complete gentlemen. He is one of a kind in this town.

Friedman already knows where the Network Television model is going. He's no slouch.

Absolutely. That guy came up with a genius idea, seemingly out of the blue.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

Gaurantee he never sleeps alone.