The idea of reintroducing former Cleveland QBs into the workforce by giving them press pool jobs was brilliant, in theory.

Dear DoHS,

Wait, that’s what this whole thing has been about... right?

You’re mistaking Kyle for Kurt.

If they are all in the same quarter of the draw, wouldn’t 2 of them have the chance to advance to the quarterfinals?

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Probably stretching. He is on a driving range, it appears.

Hey unnamed/underpaid employee, your boss just got fired for not handling this ‘situation’ properly.... which we believe happened like this: “—-”

You know that feeling you get when you hear news about somebody you know and it seems completely out of character?