So what you’re saying is that the OEM tensioner failed prior to the 100K mark on that German car, right?

And just like a normal shitty driver, they could have actually pulled off the maneuver without any damage if they’d given it the beans and pulled in front of the bus. But, instead, just like every other shitty driver, they thought cautiously moving at a snails pace would be best.

and...here it is.

Rio Olympics motto:

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.