For those who aren’t familiar with the reference:

your right arm and half your leg

The juke is fantastically fun. Trust me, my modded juke is a blast and never gets old.

When did six years become a decade?

Nissan made a glow-in-the-dark Juke, because even that insane bodystyle is getting boring after a decade. [Image: Nissan]

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

Matt, Chris HARRIS and Sabine. That I would love to see.

Imagine,

I suggest you get in touch with Katech (Cadillac Sixteen engine maker), Lingenfelter (made a V16 from Yamaha engines), or Mr. Vincent Foucart (made a V16 from 600cc Honda motorcycle engines for rallying).

STOP RIGHT THERE!

This is one of the best pieces of automotive journalism I’ve read in some time (maybe ever). Thank you Raph, for digging into this and synthesizing it into a great read.

McFly?

First thing that came to mind

No no dude, I know what you mean, it's all good. The other day I was in the parking lot at work and there was a guy in his brand new Tesla Model S, idling it in his spot for like 10 minutes trying to achieve working steam pressure on his steam engine so he could pull away. I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot, how…

I daily drive a GT-R. I use it to get to work, go to the grocery store and beat the hell out of it on the road courses, and I love every second of it. It never fails to make me smile.

Fuckin' Magnets. That's how.