Good to know there’s one guy out there who took THAT away from the article. It’s ok to be happy for someone and just leave it alone.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

Seems like this sort of story probably should have been handled by your new senior investigative reporter. There are a lot of questions raised here and I’m not sure you tried hard enough to uncover the full truth.

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

Right, because veterans and widows have never ever been at a SOTU address before.

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

“while Canada of all places eats our f’in lunch.”

In the interest of fairness, there are a few things to understand about this:

Minimum wage in Ontario is currently $11.40/hr. It’s indexed to inflation, so every year they take the increase in average Core CPI and raise it, rounded to the nearest $0.05 (we don’t have pennies in Canada, that’s why the rounding).

For…

That Hanzal is so hot right now.

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

If you’ve played TES games, then you know people standing around doing weird shit is incredibly immersive.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

He seems like a good person. He does a good job representing Canada on the world stage and doesn’t embarrass us for the most part. I’ll leave it at that.

He aight.

This is so deliciously good.

Someone wrote a letter to the editor to the New Yorker this week, asking that the magazine refrain from comparing Trump to a toddler.

Thank goodness, for once, for Twitter.

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.