burnerbrain
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Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

He seems like a good person. He does a good job representing Canada on the world stage and doesn’t embarrass us for the most part. I’ll leave it at that.

He aight.

This is so deliciously good.

Someone wrote a letter to the editor to the New Yorker this week, asking that the magazine refrain from comparing Trump to a toddler.

Thank goodness, for once, for Twitter.

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Or at the very least, FACT CHECK THEM IN REAL TIME GODDAMN IT.

WHY THE MEDIA KEEP INTERVIEWING THAT WOMAN? STOP GIVING HER COVERAGE, DO NOT ASK HER ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING HER POWER.

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)

omg

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.