Fuck

...They’ll learn that chocolate made by people is better then chocolate made from people?

So... in the home team’s locker room... they have the Golden showers?

....wut?

Your tennis coverage is exceptional and welcome.

I came into this article 50/50 on whether “Kindly Bozo” was the name of an actual tennis player.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

That’s a perfect reason to blame you.

I will blame you, asshole.

I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

On Sunday, November 6, FBI Director James Comey reported anew that the Bureau finds no reason to bring criminal charges against Clinton despite her “extremely careless” treatment of classified material.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

Real question: Is it me or has the product of this season’s NFL been just awful? Like I can’t think of more than a couple of games that were even decent. They all just look like amateur hour punctuated with tons of ticky tacky calls and commercial breaks for Beer/Daily Fantasy.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."