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I live in Southern California, so a trip to Disneyland isn’t a logistical nightmare. Don’t have to pay for a hotel or anything. It’s expensive, but it’s a fun experience. I like how immersive it is. I enjoy the atmosphere and the kitschiness of it. I’m sure my own childhood nostalgia also plays into it. I maybe go one

Or maybe Nova Corps screwed up and only assumed they worked together, or had faulty data. If he’s worried about continuity, make it so Nova Corps make a mistake on the rap sheet. No biggie, it happens.

So, here’s a question: If you wanted your mummy movie to REALLY be about the mummy, why’d you cast Tom Cruise in the first place? OF COURSE he’s going to try to suck all the oxygen out of the room. He’s Tom Cruise. I give these producers no benefits of the doubt.

And a lot of people who drink and drive make it home just fine. The laws don’t exist to police specific examples.

I’m not sure it’s exactly the right response, but reading this, I just kept thinking, “What a fuckin nerd.” Just schmaltzy, self-righteous white trash wish fulfillment. But dangerously so!

A very serendipitous “You may also like” scroller:

During a particularly bad financial and mental health time in my life, I let so many parking tickets build up on my street-parked 2002 Wrangler that it was eventually towed and sold at auction. It was in immaculate condition. Whoever wound up with it at a police auction hit the jackpot. And I—eventually—learned a

“WHEN WOMEN SPEAK IT IS MOSTLY POETRY.”

Where the fuck is Berkley? 

Why would you get him anything, unless you’re invited?

Yeah, mid-30s here, and I really do think we’re just incapable of getting it the way a younger digital native does. I could imagine tuning in for a special event or something, but not regularly. But then, I have all kinds of hobbies the older generations don’t understand, and these streamers and Twitch watchers will

Lots of people seem to view the suggestion to eat less meat as a personal attack. Some bizarro comments here. It sounds like a practical idea, not an attack on your lifestyle.

I kinda like the Pixel’s bezel so the fleshy bottom of my thumb isn’t constantly fucking stuff up on the screen. Fight me.

Awesome, awesome interview. The book sounds amazing, it’s going straight to the top of my list.

Sweet! Now it’s time for the Annual Losing To The Rangers

Feminism means being able to hate Anne Hathaway and not having to have a reason.

Dos Gringos...?