I need to start watching this show immediately.

This is honestly the best possible scenario considering the situation.

nope! Thank god. I crouched pretty low. I'd also like to add that I had a roll of paper towels in the backseat too.

Wow, that is an unforgettable story. Did any of the other cars see you pooping?

I have to commend you on your resourcefulness there, though. I'd have been pooping and crying on the road.

My freshman year of college, I lived in a dorm with a shared bathroom for the whole hall. It was generally kept very clean, as the campus provided a cleaning service that was fantastic and, in retrospect, did not get enough credit for what they put up with. Anyway, one day, while in my usual stall, I noticed that…

I was once a DJ. On my way to working an event in Westchester, I got really sick while driving. I have a really bad stomach and of course I was drinking a huge coffee and smoking, which made things worse. My assistant was sitting in the passenger side, watching me turn white, sweating and almost crying. If I could…

Candy cigarettes?

I seem drawn to men with chronic back problems. In my experience, men will endure/push through almost ANY pain when it comes to sex. But YAY for more doggy.

Fuck, I really want a pet owl.

how many vaginas have you touched?

Have a guy suck on an Altoid or a Fisherman's Friend lozenge before going down on you. DO IT.

Power tools. Utility belts. Pencil behind the ear, black work boots, measuring/cutting wood, dudes. (Been doing theatre all my life and the sight of a stagehand has me.....fantasizing)

*everyone nervously checks their iphone settings*

Peaches Pancakes Golf

Who cares who comes first or last? Simultaneous is a difficult feat (unless you include masturbation while fucking)...PLUS, if you come at the same time, it cuts sex time in half, no? I like taking turns, but that's me.

your comment made me think of this guy : )

I thought the true test of a sexy name is how it sounds when you call it out during sexyfuntime?

I don't mind other people's belly buttons, but I don't like anyone near mine. If you stick your finger in mine, I feel a sensation in the back of my throat and it just gets.....weird.