Any edible that’s overly strong would just make someone completely zonk out in their personal hell of Maureen Dowd-style “Did I die and nobody told me?

Just imagine living your whole life this way, with someone who blames you because they lost their shorts. I think you have to consider the unpleasant truth and get out of this relationship. People don’t tend to get magically better as they age, unless they are actively working on being a nicer, better, person.

How timely - I just had a bicker with my gf before bed last night because she couldn’t find her sleeping-shorts (which she throws on the floor with the rest of the clothes; omg don’t get me started). Apparently, I keep “hiding them” with the dog bed. *rolls eyes* She says it accusingly, I get defensive and tease her…

What about when you are trying to “walk away” from the argument and the other person insists on trying to follow you and pull you back in?

This doesn’t work when the person you’re arguing with is the most narcissistic unaccountable pos ever. I can’t tell you how many times I have to coach my poor stepfather in fighting my mother. She is easily one of the most unlikable people in my life. Constantly making exceptions and excuses to her model of human…

It is Omaha, seems reasonable.

Also, fetuses aren’t babies. 90% of them don’t even have a nervous system yet, let lone a functioning brain. For whatever reason, christians seem to have a 9th century understanding of biology where the heart is where memory and personality is stored, and the brain is just useless mush to keep your eyes in place.

Most people are afraid to show interest because they are afraid of being vulnerable to rejection.

There is also a question of authenticity, which is the paradox of life. If I contrive a way for others to show interest in me by showing interest in them, I am not really that interested in them and it will show.

this is my dream, sans cats

And when he talked repeatedly about how we shouldn’t go around declaring war on everybody just because.

The only time I agreed with any of the candidates last night was when Rand Paul talked about the decriminalization of marijuana.

Earth is a very silly place.

I know this is a version of “not all white people” but I’m going to do it anyway: I am sufficiently white that I don’t know what any of this is, means, or refers to. At least I’m not guilty of contributing to this, whatever it is?

It was the tape over the baby’s nipples for me. It kind of shows that this isn't just some sweet children playing with the sun on their chests, not a care in the world. I don't think the woman is necessarily a bad woman or mother, but sometime a adult hobbies are just good old fashioned adult hobbies.

Oh lawdy.

As a mom of a little girl, I’m super offended that she was ordered to cover up. She’s a toddler. The joy of being a toddler is being able to run round naked without a care in the world.

And I also respect the mom hopefully trying to instill a value of body autonomy to the tot.

But, there is a part of me that’s…

Celebrity Skin turned 17 this past week. And there’s a part of me that continues to think of it as the new Hole album (even though I got Courtney’s solo album in 2004 and “Hole”’s Nobody’s Daughter in 2010). I am old.

That exposed edge, tho. Ouch.

I think it’s just a feedback loop.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I've been thinking lately: Does religion make ppl crazy or are crazy ppl more likely to be super religious?