This song sounds like it was written by a 12 year old after a slumber party gone wrong when someone found her slam book.

How limited. Would a book be sufficiently personal? Or are women supposed to magically have all the knowledge in the world about female orgasm despite there being few opportunities to learn if you don’t seek out...say...a website. Which is what OMGYes is, for the record. Not an app. Not that it matters.

I think people need to cut the crap on the definition of a “date.” I think meeting someone individually for drinks definitely counts as a “date.” If this dude also has been know to pamper his date a la Queen’s “Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy,” then good on him.

Self-proclaimed chivalry always gives me pause...

In no way is the rest of the letter not as cringe-inducing. It’s actually way more insidious. He’s saying that he can’t even watch blurred out sex acts. And that OMGyes is shilled for by man-hating feminist. I mean, c’mon.

I was just about to reply to this article with this.

Well, first of all, equating “feminist leaning” and “man hating” is a big red flag.

I’m a bit bothered by the guy who was ‘queezy’ from watching some blurred sex video. If you can’t watch a woman be pleased, how the hell are you going to do it in real life? What, does he have sex with his eyes closed, and the lights off? Dive in there buddy! What good has being a self proclaimed prude done you? Sex…

The insecurity of some dudes when it comes to their proficiency in bed is truly, truly mind boggling. His wife brings him something that excites her and could make sex a lot more fun for her, and he has a panic attack because it doesn’t revolve around him? The prospect of actually learning about her anatomy and how it…

It demonstrates that he is an equal opportunity offender, so all offense is null and void. Do keep up.

I’ve been trying to break into writing and spoke with a television producer recently who mentioned that becoming the assistant to an agent was a good way to break in, “but be careful. The job is incredibly demanding and agents treat assistants like shit. You’ve seen Entourage? :Pause: Yeah, it’s actually worse than…

how did you get that diagnosis? regular docs, specialist, sleep study, did they make you try a cpap first? I’m so curious! thank you.

I was wondering just this: the two likely outcomes of her sleeping in the guest room are:

Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

Muslims in the US and Canada tend to be much more highly educated than in the rest of the Muslim world. This is in part due to the US and Canada effectively being able to choose what Muslims it wants. There are refugees, regular immigrants, and a lot of people who studied at Western universities. It’s not surprising…

I, too, am more accepting of gay people than I am of white evangelicals.

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.

I was going to write something along these lines, but thought I might get flamed into oblivion.