What’s making me second-hand embarrassed is that I can’t tell if they think everyone in the public is just so stupid that we can’t see through this crap...or just their fans. The latter would be sooooooo much worse.

See, I’ve heard of celebs going there but there are ways not to be seen by paps if you don’t want to. And the PDAs are what push it totally into fake land. Celebs know that you literally are putting money into paps pockets.

After taking a private jet to Rome, Taylor and Tom were whisked away to the Hotel de Roussie in the central area of the city where they’re staying in the penthouse. Upon arriving, the couple ventured out to the Coliseum, where they were spotted “cuddling and kissing while soaking in the history pertaining to the…

that was my first thought. Why is it even still there to tempt people?

How is it not incompetent to think an unfamiliar plant is edible? It’s the very definition of incompetent.

Pretty sure that eating plants that you’re unfamiliar with is a big no-no. I think eating mystery plants would easily fall under ego and incompetence.

I remember when my English teacher assigned this book in high school. When she asked my my opinion, I was suspiciously quiet that day. I said, this whole book was just some real white people shit.

I honestly think the mixture of it being summer, and the damn REI store (which I love) has convinced tourists and locals alike that they have the survival skills on the same level of Bear Grylls. This is a weird and pretty dangerous state and there’s no way in hell that I’d go to that van/bus thing. I don’t even like…

. . . But it’s not Alaskans who do this. It’s tourists.

I felt like I was the only kid in my high school who saw him as an irresponsible idiot instead of a hero.

for fuck’s sake, did this many people really miss the entire point of the story: rich kid didn’t know what the hell he was doing. Yes, he had a good heart and it was all very hollywood-romantic and made for an awesome adventure story, but, really, the point was pretty obvious (or so I thought)!

“What was the name of that movie I hated about the total idiot?”

Idiots glorify other idiots.

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

We are so sick of these dumb people. Also the tourists who get off the cruise ship and decide it’s fine to just walk up the side of a glacier with no gear. This is not a theme park, you will not be fine.

“Hey Ted, remember that unprepared idiot that wandered off into the woods and starved to death?”

I prefer a bunny swarm.

I can go weeks, months, and heck probably even years without being called a racist.

The real racism is how you keep insisting on pointing out her racism, you racist!