Its always nice when people finally make enough money to look down on the idea of making money.

Some theater really needs to do a Waterworld/Wild Wild West double feature. What a night that would be.

Other people who regret appearing in Wild Wild West:

Did he also hate Hancock, Enemy of the State, and I Am Legend? Because those movies sucked just as hard.

Or he sees this as just one more thing to blame her for. In his twisted logic, she’s making him do all of this to her. It’s all her fault. People like this often take no real responsibility for their actions or their own reactions.

When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's…

Ah, I remember when, years and years ago, Dodai Stewart actually banned me from commenting on Jezebel for saying Jackson’s death was the best thing that ever happened to his kids. Frankly, it was the best thing to have happened to all kids.

‘sup, Tito?

You don’t say that the prosecution team— the one that so horribly mishandled their case that it is taught in law schools around the state now— is coming out to say that they were right and remind you that Michael Jackson was an adult man who had sex. Gross, Jezebel.

I prefer mint chocolate chip, but same. But with more cats.

To be fair there’s “not perfect” and there’s “has sexually explicit pictures of animal sacrifice.”

Dude was seriously mentally ill to do what he did to his body, so to find out that he was a grade-A pervert as well isn’t a shock.

Money

And here I thought “Netflix and chill” involved lying alone on the couch on a Friday night in sweatpants, with a quart of Häagen-Dazs Banoffee and the remote. I was supposed to be having sex???

Good thing he’s dead so we can enjoy his music again.

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

*unsurprised*

He does have a habit of pushing women around.

What the fuck are you talking about