Aliens are observing a planet of grown adults watching a child dance to “grind up on him girl, show him how you ride it”

Never had kids and apparently never spent much time holding anyone else’s either. But maybe she’s just not into babies.

Abdul assures her that it’s fine. “I’ve never had anyone just vomit on me like that before,” she mused.

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

I realize this is a serious problem and a topic for serious discussion, and yet I am having a lot of trouble wrapping my brain around the idea of a sitcom about the life of Nicki Minaj.

He was convicted of a crime that is encompassed by the federal definition of rape, regardless of what term California uses in its criminal statutes. So given his convictions it’s accurate to call him a rapist.

When it’s a racial issue, race tends to be mentioned. Sorry if that bugs you.

Entitled shitheads gotta stick together.

Yeah, racial issues wouldn’t exist if those who are negatively affected by white supremacy would just shut up about it, right? And to compare what kinds of racist, misogynistic, and homophobic things FB regularly tolerates to their deleting a true statement about an actual convicted rapist is just sooo inappropriate,…

Guys like this don’t fuck the willing for one or both of 2 reasons:

Christ...JUST FUCK THE WILLING.

I’m going to summarize this book really quickly for everyone.

Yeah, that’s always the first step. Weren’t born rich you say? Well, if you’re not going to meet the author half fucking way, how is she supposed to help you?

Lesson #1: Ask Dad for a job.

Apparently if you hit someone once a long time ago, you get a permanent force field.

Apparently there is a tight relationship between Harvey Levin (of TMZ) and Laura Wasser (Depp’s divorce lawyer). I was curious myself and that seems to be the loophole. Wasser and Levin go way back so he’s either doing her a favour or getting some kind of insider info kickback.

She is a professional model/actress I’m sure she can do make up like nobody’s business, but of course its way more likely she made fake bruises to fool a Judge than it is that she just covered them up to go out in the world like victim’s of domestic violence do... /s

I’ve tried not to pile on b/c the Heard/Depp story has so much white noise around it already*, but iO and everyone else that has made this argument are 100% right. I wasn’t there. I don’t have an inside track. But common fucking sense also kicks in at a certain point. If anyone is really that invested in Depp’s image,…

Just like rape. Cause bitches be lying, of course.

Nothing like a fun morning reminder that when it comes to domestic violence, it’s always the victim’s life that gets picked apart and combed through to ascertain the truth instead of the abuser’s.