Having Derrick Rose mentor him has certainly paid off.

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

It’s not nice to call Johnny a crazy woman.

I know very, very little about acedemic debating, but it my understanding that the made for TV shitshow we call presidential debates resembles an acedemic debate like The Venetian resembles Venice.

I keep hearing he's so great at debates and then I watch the debates and I don't get it.

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

What I really find beautiful about statements like that is the unbridled arrogance of them. You don’t get to decide who goes to hell. God does. Show some goddamn humility to the Big Guy you choose to believe in.

If you were forced to choose between him and Trump for president, you’d have to go with Trump, right? Good god, it would have to be Trumo.

It’s like he’s doing a variation of the lines from “The Manchurian Candidate”

What an asswipe. Even the most staunchly pro-life people I know would never talk to or about someone that way. Fucking monster.

He does have a shit-eating grin

Every single “nice” thing someone said about him, as quoted in this article, is pretty much textbook damning with faint praise. It’s pretty beautiful to witness.

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

I have no words. Which is unusual for me...

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

“As telegenic as an undertaker” is a phrase I never knew I needed in my life until now

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.