Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

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I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

Ironic that in a sport dominated by Asians, history is made by this particular Wang.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

If I wanted to see a dickhead hit a ball I’d watch Bryce Harper highlights

Can’t say the swimmers weren’t warned. It’s on the city flag, after all:

[Pelican comes home to find wife reading Deadspin article about his trip to pool]

Fortunately, the pelican considered the swimmer a pier.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

“Real,” as opposed to what, exactly?

I don’t mind the regular NyQuil. Its bad, but the Green Death flavor tells you that it is some good/powerful shit that will knock you out...I think there is a placebo effect for me based on the taste.

We need to talk about that “real fruit vs fruit flavored” list. Orange Starburst are amazing. Pretty much every Starburst that isn’t Lemon is amazing. Also orange Skittles and how the fuck are you hating on some orange soda? Sunkist? Crush? Sunny D (c’mon, man, that ain’t real OJ)? You, sir, are incorrect in your…

This isn’t true. Unless you’re staying at a “by the hour” roadside motel somewhere. This is a commonly regurgitated urban legend from the days when hotels used those grainy thin bed cover sort of things that were never intended to be used as blankets.

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

I dont have a kid (perish the fucking thought) so...why not? What trouble can he/she get in to if they’re securely strapped in to a car seat that most adults cannot operate, in a turned off vehicle, in reasonable weather? Like, if its going to take longer to take them out and put them back in to the car (+- three…

“In the college library instead of studying for finals“ has to be on the list somewhere.