If they let this go unaddressed, it might be interpreted as a payment for his services and that would set a dangerous precedent placing all their student athletes in jeopardy.

Urban just doesn’t have the heart to tell kids they can’t play ball.

Equipment Staffer: Hey, that’s our ball!

Good. The only person who should scribble on 0ther people’s balls and take them is a testicular cancer surgeon.

He’s got a thing. I dig it.

I like this guy.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

Who hasn’t thought about punching a bike cop?

The Horned Frogs are in San Antonio because they are set to play Oregon in the Alamo Bowl this Saturday. It’s not yet clear if Boykin will be available for that game.

The world is a rough place for alcoholics in their 20s.

There is no excuse for ordering Dominos. Ever.

False equivalence is the fallacy of our time.

Pretty sure the center of a “Fans of college football and people who watch General Hospital” venn diagram is pretty slim.

God that made me want to kill myself.

Mort is just testing out material for his new Twitter account: Nihilist Dominos.

“Football and Dominos” is just Mort-code for Netflix and chill, right?

I was a linebacker. Also a safety. He targeted. Every decision in the entire game takes less than half a second, in fact half a second would be an eternity. You can’t hit dudes in the head and you can’t hit them high knowing you might hit them in the head.

Louisville’s James Burgess Ejected 11 Seconds Into Music City Bowl

since it’s obvious the WR didn’t lower his head, the rest of your comment is on mute

despite the UL fans crying on tweeter.. when you hit a guy in the chin with your helmet, that’s targeting. Sorry it’s your “last game as a senior” but rules are rules donkey.