I think that if a cricket match ends in a tie, someone is required to invade and annex Burma....

Only from tennis

If archery ends in a stalemate, is that a bow tie?

Your corner-normative bias is problematic. Donut.

Is Ariana Grande Actually a Baby Raccoon?

Because it isn’t made of loose granola?

Correct. That is a critter fritter.

You’re the best Tom!

You think that’s difficult? Try finding one of them in here:

Yeah, it was just a chance to shit on a picture of weirdo Mormons.

“He was big spender, just like his liberal predecessor, except he borrowed the money instead of raising taxes.”

So he’s a conservative, then.

George failed when he didn’t run with the slogan “As uninspiring a candidate as Jeb, but at a fraction of the cost.”

They tried that. The team took a nice, relaxing vacation to Baltimore and never came back.

A video of Manziel drinking a _____ and rapping to ____ surfaced on the social media app _____.

Those Windows Surface Tablets really are sturdy

Typical symptoms of concussion include:

Not surprisingly, Urban Meyer believes that small stickers are fair compensation for team or individual accomplishments.