Ari Fleisher resigned as press secretary so he’d have more time at home to lie to his family.
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Yeah, fuck the First Amendment! It’s unAmerican!
Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.
Patriots fans are going to care so very much about this.
Because the NFL is governed by rules and everyone has to follow them unless they play for the Patriots.
Thats a male body-builder with Willem Dafoe’s face pasted on
“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.
You should always add this disclaimer: Product shown does not actually hover.
Hahaha....what? What do you want me to do, try to dox you, find you, and fight you or something?
Pro tip: You sound like an idiot.
They said that about Fantastic Four. Having a huge fanbase doesn’t guarantee that a movie will do well. The movie has to also be good.
You neglected to mention how he secretly installed Windows Vista into everyones computer. Method as fuck
When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.
Call me old fashioned but a coat hanger in my pee hole doesn’t sound exciting.
Just a reminder, the penis goes IN THINGS, things don't go in the penis.
Man.
San Diego put forward a good stadium proposal with $350M in public money.
Well, thank goodness Los Angeles has no issues with congested roads, along with many public transportation options that people use and love.
Re: The poop of the week, my wife has severe Crohn’s. At no point in her worst, most hospital-worthy flare-ups would bed-shitting be considered a reasonable consequence of her condition.