I’d pick a name that was trendy 30 or 40 years ago because those were at least normal-ass names. I’d rather name my kid Katie than Furniture or 9 or something.

What you don’t believe it’s Tacos?

“A few holes in”, alright.

I bet there’s an aspiring altporn performer with a New Yorker subscription who goes by Eustice.

Don’t bother. I just did, and she looks like a horse.

I’d definitely watch a video starring Emma Tacos.

Because it’s better when people are stridently anti-choice but have no problem with the idea of personally murdering an infant.

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

Why does it have to be Baby Hitler, why not Art student Hitler? Its like a two-fer.

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.

If you go by the standard metric system prefixes, it would take 1 million microaggressions to equal one aggression.

If you’re in Washington, that’s a problem. Otherwise it’s a bit random to know. You should be able to name your governor and maybe a few more from populous states that consistently make the news (CA, NY, TX, WI etc.). I can name the gov of the state I live in, where I grew up, and maybe a handful of others. More than…

Do you live in Washington State? If you’re a resident of the state, you should be able to name you current governor, or you probably shouldn’t be allowed to participate in civil society.

Could you point to some cases of little old ladies being prosecuted for emailing out “some stupid meme of a kid taking a piss.”

every fucking definition of “child porn” is deliberately infinitely tractable.

You’ve got some weird hangups, man. Listen, if a picture of a toddler making a funny face in the bathtub is enough to get your engine revving then you have bigger issues at play. For everyone else on the planet it’s a completely unremarkable image that gets a few “awwws” and is then promptly forgotten.

Counterpoint: The authorities know what real child porn looks like. The gestapo is not kicking down your door because someone sent you a meme of a kid peeing or a holiday calendar featuring their kids happily splashing in a bath.

But you’re not disseminating child porn unless it’s porn. Which it’s not if its not lewd or lascivious (I don’t get to type that word enough). I agree the laws on the issue are EXTREMELY vague but a naked pic of a kid is not de facto porn (I don’t get to type that phrase enough).

“I have never felt more justified making my mom cry when I ripped into her for sending some stupid meme of a kid taking a piss.”

I would try buffalo chicken pizza if the opportunity ever presented itself.