Jesus....how bad of a coach was Mark Jackson

Joakim Noah isn't gonna get that call dribbling the ball. No matter who's guarding him.

you do good work, sir.

I’m a Michigan fan but, “Jason Pierre Paul has better hands than their punter” is pure gold.

Top fucking notch.

“Connor Cook wears a shirt to swim,” was pretty good too.

Connor Cook Hates Paris

I have watched Game Day so many times and worried that Corso was literally having a stroke on air; that now I worry that I may be having a stroke.

Regis is a Jesuit high school. The NFL and the Catholic Church: two institutions with sterling records of in-house disciplinary systems!

Isn’t this joke played out yet? It almost makes me long for the fresh comical stylings of “Schiano Man” jokes.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

I’m pretty sure I don’t want to actually google this, right?

for the 7-1 Carolina Panthers

You don’t get to count any preseason wins, bud. Nice try.

7-1 and definitely undefeated. A perfect season so far.

I hear Mayweather’s high kicks are not that good...

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

she got punched in the face a bunch

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.