It’s a dishonest defense, anyway. All they’re saying is that Carson never claimed to have formally applied to West Point. That changes nothing about his story’s accuracy: He still claimed to have been offered a “full scholarship” to West Point, something West Point doesn’t offer, since all West Point attendees pay no…

Lots of people served in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. I suspect that most of them weren’t giant pieces of shit like Westmoreland.

I think it’s Ricky Rubio’s time to take the rock.

Yeah, but then in the second act you learn and grow and change, and then in the third you hold a radio over your head with some Peter Gabriel playing and she realizes she loved you all along.

What, General William “The Oriental doesn’t put the same high price on life as does a Westerner...We value life and human dignity. They don’t care about life and human dignity,” Westmoreland isn’t a useful figure for modern society? You don’t say.

Carson’s whole story shows a complete ignorance of how the military academies work. He comes off like that one guy at the end of the bar going on and on about how he was a Navy SEAL and a Green Beret and in Mossad all at the same time.

Deadspin is like my favorite thing on the internet. I’m a Republican. It’s kind of like when you have a crush on a girl but she is utterly disgusted by you.

Yeah, but do you know if Love comes easy?

Doesn’t LBJ have back issues too?

Basketball is a game of give and take.

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Are you accusing her of being older than Thomas Jefferson? You conservatives who come to DS in the grays have to be some of the dumbest people on Earth.

What about Lady Lizardface?

“Wow, General Westmoreland, I’m in awe of meeting the guy who is only back in this country here in 1969 because of how royally he fucked up the Vietnam War for the last 4.5 years. I’m in absolute of awe of how badly you fucked up the Tet Offensive.”

Wait, Bill Clinton wanted your own sister to blow you?

“With all the power of my young muscles”

Ben Carson also woke up in a rehab facility with stigmata wounds and was Jon bon Jovi’s sex advisor