This is a bad take

It’s this goddamn endless scrolling BS

condolences on the loss of your ears

Yeah, how do you measure up to black-spandex boy over there, with your insurance adjuster job and your P90X videocassettes gathering dust? I’d get preemptively sulky and defensive and force her into the affair, just to prove I weren’t no fool and I saw the inevitable coming.

If you stop watching the series at Jim saying “...then it’s a date” and the cut to Pam’s face, you have a really satisfying show and don’t really miss anything.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Trynna get the whole pipe

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I cut the cord and watched CBC’s Olympic coverage via VPN, since they’ll post the entire event online whereas NBC requires you to have a cable provider for its online coverage.

The Canadian team prattled on about Ledecká’s background story until 15 seconds left in the run when they realized what she was doing and…

It’s a WB-57F. Martin license built the English Electric Canberra light bomber for the Air Force back in the Fifties, then General Dynamics fitted three dozen of them with bigger wings to supplement the U-2. NASA acquired three of them for Earth science missions, though they get loaned back to the DOD and/or CIA for…

Just a quick public service announcement. Your body works very hard, yet efficiently, to keep your blood pH between 7.35 and 7.45. Anything outside this level, and you will feel incredibly sick, or even die. Anything. I’m talking hundreths of a pH (which is the negative log of the concentration of hydrogen atoms...…

And since the sport is timed and not “judged,” no institutional politics or corrupt judge could take it away from him.

I’m in.

Its actually a secret cure for cancer that big pharma doesn’t want you to know about.

“on second thought, maybe dressing like a sperm and flying down a mountain on a sled made of swords isn’t the best idea I’ve ever had”

Yeah but clearly one glass of lemon water a day is going to realign my body’s ph with the stars so I can boost my metabolism, stave off all disease you would otherwise need to inject evil chemicals called vaccines, while also giving me the gift of being unbearable to talk to because I constantly spout nonsense.

Most of the “change” folks want the US to adopt everything exactly as is done in Europe — pro/rel, Fall to Spring calendar, training compensation/solidarity payments, elimination of league involvement in player decisions, club ownership of contracts... and mandatory use of the word “football” instead of “soccer.”

I was an avid fan of new wave, punk, rockabilly and “blue wave” (i.e. blusy new wave kinda) from the late ‘70's through the 80's. Not all were great, (A Flock of Seagulls, Haircut 100 - later to become “A Flock of Haircuts), but some bands still resonate. Styles changed and I grew older and I was frozen in time with…

By dull he means that it is a regular UK cop show that alternates between trying to catch a murder and worrying about who is sleeping with whom.

Life was the worst. That dumb ending made me laugh so hard.