Hey io9, can I get some freelance money for hate watching something and posting my stream of consciousness?

That was two universes ago, when CERN flipped an electron. We are now in the third version of this universe, I’ll post a primer here soon to get you caught up. As my above post states, it’s now MacFarlane not McFarlane. It’s Smokey Bear now, not Smokey The Bear. Life WAS like a box of chocolate replaces the familiar…

Or if it’s a shitty alien, Coca-Cola and McDonald’s.

I’m tempted to call the NYPD and report a stick lodged firmly up the ass of Deputy Chief Timothy J. Trainor.

Hopefully all of it.

I hope they both lose.

In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice: Could that NYPD rep have been any more of a dick?

THANKS TRUMP

Nice Miata, dude.

We live in hell now.

I’m firmly on Team They’re All Assholes.

What are things you can put in an LTD trunk, Alex.

(you’re in the wrong story...)

To be honest, I am still having a hard time with Iceman being written as gay. Mostly because I grew up with the X-Men early on, and even just recently re-reading the original X-Men, I still don’t see it, but I do however see Hank McCoy could having been gay. I think especially since he, even being the most intelligent…

Your story about wine-guy is the exact reason the thought of lowing the DUI limit to .05 is a nightmare. Now, making it a lower, ticket-able offense a-la what people have posted about Ontario - that’s fine. But ruining your life over being .05 while driving capably and at the speed limit is police-state BS.

How exactly will you know that?

“The reports related to Mark purchasing a yacht are completely inaccurate as he did not purchase a yacht.”

+42

I’m sure that every literary historian who frequents this site feels a little sick reading this. Whatever you think of King, it’s devastating for this kind of cultural memory to simply vanish.