Two star members of the Clippers are injured. Freak coincidence or further proof that Mark Cuban’s long game is STRONG?

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

The Trail Blazers have a legitimate shot at getting to the Western Conference Finals! That’s insane

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

1. Heeeeey. 2. No. 3. Heeeeeyyyy

Why is he only mentioned on Adequate Man then?

Also, the man loves yogurt so much that he wears a life vest to prevent himself from drowning in yogurt.

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Rex’s one-footed, game-tying 3 against the Sonics is one of the great shots in NBA playoff history.

interesting story. could you please provide more details, mostly about your personal information. thanks.

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”

Oof. +1

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

Because we hear about them playing the “right” way mostly from people who aren’t either Spurs or Spurs fans.