In my defense:

You obviously forgot to read before you commented. Hominids been eating tongue for millions of years :) RICH ASS HOMINIDS

Onions are bourgeois food?

Everything you just mentioned is literally old-school peasant food. Keep complaining about “bourgeois food” while you buy boneless, skinless chicken breast at the grocery store EL OH EL.

I hate this tweet so much

Setting up your own joke by intentionally saying something wrong? Your kids must (or are going to) love it

...OK...but what about the director of those Fast & Furious movies? Why doesn’t he get more calls?

... its Jeremy, not Justin...

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

The Twins sell a full sized batting helmet filled with nachos. #1 ☝🏽☝🏽

Yeah, but around here the local ice cream parlors do this for about $3.00 cheaper per sundae and you can go 30 times and collect every helmet.

I mean, that’s what I did when I was 12, or 28 or something.

maps don't lie

As a Chicagoan, this Second City bullshit is getting way out of hand.

I’m not pissed off. I’m just drunk.

Chicago’s pretty great but it’s so cold I have a hard time seeing it as a viable #2 alternative to New York. On the other hand, SF and LA are both so deeply flawed that I don’t know what else would supplant it.

(SF before the current tech scene turned it into a fucking nightmare would easily be my #2 pick).

I would love nothing more than for every Deadspin writer to spend 24 hours in the middle of Tampa Bay. Even six minutes would do the trick.

Deadspin slack is furious about this ranking, in a way it hasn’t been since the cereal debacle.

This list is trash, Denver being out of the top 10 is insane.

It’s funny how it’s somewhat of a conflict of interest at this point to have Kerr making the final decision on resting players.

And how would that work? Once a remark has been deemed as racist (especially after the avalanche of racist remarks coming from ESPN), all you can do is apologize. Anything short would be seen as trying to "explain it away." ESPN is gun shy and therefore, likely to overreact to situations (again, based on their…