I do think the NFL’s rulebook is way too fucking obtuse. Whether or not the officials are getting worse or they’re simply struggling to keep up with an ever-expanding rulebook, I have no idea. What I know is that it’s yet another factor that’s pushing me away from the NFL this year.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)