Unified in contempt, maybe.

Good morning, Temple. It’s game day! We’ve been up for 48 hours straight motherfuckers! It’s time to get on this fuckin’ cougar and ride! WOOOOOO! I AM THE SQUIRREL, ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME AND MY FUCKIN’ POM-POMS!

Owl prey cheerleading for Temple is a pretty good metaphor for American politics.

If I had a nickel for every time President Trump brought us together as a nation and a people I wouldn’t have any nickels.

Berlin wasn’t full of brown people.

Seriously, why have they not been able to get supplies to people in PR? 

What do you expect? Bill Cosby is probably all out of quaaludes at this point.

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

After an earthquake shattered Haiti’s capital on Jan. 12, 2010, the U.S. military mobilized as if it were going to war.

You have to admire how, after Charlottesville, Trump isn’t even pretending to not be a racist piece of shit.

This has Robert F Kennedy Jr. and his legion of anti-vaxxers written all over it.

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Evidently that decision is....

I keep thinking that Trump will reanimate Leona Helmsley’s corpse for a Cabinet position.

Interesting confirmation battle will come after this. Remember the DHS is also without a head, and a Politico report had them going back to “square one” because the presumed choice wasn’t anti-immigrant enough (it was Kelly who vetoed it, remember that when he get’s praise as an adult in the press).

There are so many good choices for who should be next!

Please let Donald Trump be next.

And that rat fuck Zinke right after that.