I don’t think you’ll find many Bayern fans calling the Pep years “spoiling”.

Frank de Boer’s available.

If walking the Bundesliga, winning the World Cup, and consolidating his place as the world’s very best goalkeeper weren’t enough to win Manuel Neuer the Ballon d’Or in 2014, when he finished third in the voting, then maybe atrocious blunders like this one today by Sven Ulreich, Bayern’s No. 2 keeper who’s played all…

Why do you insist on writing like a 12-year-old who has just discovered compound-complex sentences?

Ok, no masterpiece there, I agree. But Ulreich has been Neuer’s replacement for quite some time and there aren’t that many more blunders. Bayern is second place (with as many points as BVB), you don’t get there with a blind goalie .

It reminds me quite a bit of It’s Always Sunny; for a while I lived with a small handful of dudes who wanted to be The Gang, picking analogues in the show for who they felt best represented them, and emulating the various drinking games and habits they exhibited. It entirely baffles me that anyone would watch that…

One of the primary criticisms leveled against Rick And Morty fans is that they mistakenly valorize Rick as a sort of uber-nerd, a shit-talking asshole who’s too smart to abide by normal social rules. Rick is always right, and when he isn’t, he still comes out on top, probably with a catchphrase and an episode-ending…

This is a good show to enjoy offline, alone or with friends, and far, far away from shitstorms like Reddit.

I’m proud to announce that we are working on an electric Ferrari called the E-Nzo.

I think you’re underestimating the ability of fandoms to stick their fingers in their ears at strategically useful moments.

Since every single one of them besides Collins, Murkowski, and McCain voted FOR the last repeal effort, I think it’s safe to say they’re all heartless bastards.

I really hate that we have to keep acting like this grandstanding prick is some kind of hero. He does nothing to counteract the evil shit happening on his side of the aisle, then he gets to swoop in at the last second and act like he saved the day all by his lonesome. No. You could have opposed this shit from the…

“Nor could I support it without knowing how much it will cost, how it will affect insurance premiums, and how many people will be helped or hurt by it.”

Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?

Yes, President Whale Semen, your unlawful travel bans are being sniped down because they’re ‘not politically correct,’ and not at all because they’re, you know, unlawful.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

“It would have worked, too, if not for you meddling kids and your darned Constitution!”

“Our top priority for eliminating an imminent national security ‘threat’ will be perfected on the fourth try, after three-quarters of a year.”

People are terrified to be involved - you ask the wrong question the wrong way you’re called a racist or bigot or far right, which is frustrating and makes it difficult for the majority of white folks to engage - they just simply bury their heads in the sand.

We talk about toxicity in gaming culture, but rarely in…

Pumpkin spice is the McRib of coffee flavoring. I don’t understand the enjoyment; it’s like enjoying Adam Sandler movies.