A life lived in service to the Dark Side of the Force exacts a terrible toll on the body. Such is the price of its power.

This wasn’t full Kanye, this was full Charlie Sheen. I mean at one point I was waiting for him to yell out WINNING!! As for the comments about Huckabee, um show me the lie,

filed to “Get your boy.”

It’s going to take years, if not decades, to undo the harm this jackass is doing.

“We need a person to run the country like a business.”

“I do hope we are going to be able to get through this very, very difficult chapter in our history without incurring damage that could be long-lasting,” he added.

But he’s a businessman who won’t take money from special interests

“But he speaks his mind and pisses of the libtards”

Dictionary apps that feature audio pronunciation. Life changing.

I am still getting over the fact that Sage Northcutt isn’t an Axe Body Spray scent

“Hey everyone, I’m going to tear this human in half with my bear hands. Send me videos of you trying to tear humans in half too! God bless you all.” - Bear

I was going to comment something similar. Like the crying Nazi, you’re all tough when you’re in your safe space, but as soon as you get called out...

She also made those poor kids play along when other adults were in the room. Quite a commitment to her hobby.

If it wasn’t for us intolerant liberals, she could be proud of her whiteness and not walk it back...

“Satire”

Settle down there OJ.

Just in case any jez readers don’t recognize the byline, Diana is basically one of the raddest women employed by gmg. Deadspin is lucky to have her there. 👍🏻

Seriously, fuck this guy.

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…