Your tears are delicious!

I hate the Patriots but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I root for the Eagles over them in the Super Bowl.

You know, I get that it’s good sport to crap on the Pats.

Hold my Natty Boh

“Fortunately, all the throws appeared to miss.”

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

How Gronk performs according to the NFL’s concussion protocol will determine whether he returns for the second half.

GRONK PERFORM GOOD

If the Vikings blow a late lead in an NFC Championship Game and no troops can see it, does it even happen?

My son is 10, and is a really good baseball player. Let’s say in 8 years, he has continued to grow and improve, and actually gets drafted out of high school, and signs a nice contract with an MLB team. Does that entitle me to retire while still in my 40s and expect him to support me for the rest of my life? I’ve…

I’m sure Belichick is frustrating for reporters, but his bizarro world answers are hilarious.

He’s not black like the last one, so it’s uphill no matter what.

The attitude of Evangelicals can be boiled down to: “Yes, Trump is a huge piece of shit but he might make abortion illegal soooo we’re willing to overlook everything else.”

Because evangelicals vote on exactly one issue: abortion. He can continue be incredibly immoral as long as he keeps appointing judges who will rule against abortion, starting departments for the purposes of protecting religious anti abortion rights, and speaking at anti-abortion rallies; he’ll get their vote.

Pretty sure somewhere in the back of the TB12 clinic, Alex Guerrero just sacrificed three small children whose stem cells will be homogenized, centrifuged, concentrated, and 3D printed back onto his hand.

Depends how raw the water is.

Gonna be a long three days in the hyperbaric chamber for that hand.

Never let it be said USA Gymnastics won’t do the right thing, way too late, when faced with public pressure and demands from their biggest stars.

And on this day, not a single fuck was given.

As a victim of abuse, I can tell you it is taxing every day of my life. It is hell. If he wants sympathy, let the devil provide it when he lands in hell. This monster should have to hear the victim impact audio on loop replay in his cell every minute of every day for the rest of his life.