He was born this way? As in a sociopath? Is that an accepted defense, nowadays?

I think I love your mother. If she’s still around (you use the past tense, so perhaps not): give her a hug from me.

“Cool story, bro” time:

That Enron pic should absolutely be the featured image. Of the whole internet. “So much for my Wharton MBA, let’s see what getting down to my chonies can do for my retirement fund.”

I am an old. Old enough to remember following my friend into our local “general store” where she picked up a Playgirl and walked right up to the cash register.

and if it does, its probably a witch.

I lost my Cadillac health insurance under ACA. I’m not a CEO, but my spouse had nice unionized blue collar insurance. My insurance went up by $100 a month and it’s a high deductible plan so it doesn’t actually pay for anything.

I’m just old enough to have not had consistent, unfettered access to internet porn, and when I turned 18 (in 2000) I bought myself a Playgirl. That shit was a decent thrill, but yeah, not enough boners.

Insurance costs were going up with or without the ACA.

I work for a major health insurance company. Trumpcare is good for me, my family, my job, everything.

Good. I hope that every ignorant fuck that voted for this boob loses their health care and gets colon cancer for having their heads so far up their asses.

This is just a repeal of the ACA. There is no replace. Just remember, this is a cover to give the rich huge tax cuts. It seems unbelievable to think that elected officials would be so transparent about supporting this bill. It’s because they feel they can get away with it. Have the voters learned anything? I don’t…

This is the argument of a mental toddler. By this logic, she should just stay quiet and try to “rise above it,” or some other bullshit.

It’s diet lettuce and makes you immediately poop out the salad or sandwich you just ate.

How can anyone tell if Ramona Singer has a meltdown? She seems bat-shit crazy 24/7

Honestly, that’s what I find more disgusting than anything about this. There’s a humongous fucking difference between “I overmanage my child’s food and am a pretentious asshole about things that aren’t organic” and “If you think it’s wrong to feed your child a regular snack with 18g of sugar in it, you’re obviously…

Am I the only one who gets super creeped out by women who so thoroughly adopt the “mom” identity that it may as well be their name? That shit ain’t right.

My kids ate brownies for breakfast today. I’m like....it’s pretty much a granola bar anyway. But most flavored yogurt is WAY too fucking sugary, even for me.

“Yoplait: I mean fuck, at least you’re feeding them, right?”

I don’t now, nor have I ever lived anywhere near Baltimore, yet I totally want to donate to her campaign. Until we get more prosecutors in the judicial system like her, things will never change.