My daughters (I fandad so hard!)

How is this not on InfoWars?

“Not giving a shit” is the first step to being a good dad. More moms need to heed this advice as they tend to give a shit what other moms think.

I am not a parent, but I recently discovered the joys, as a lady, of humongous beach hats. I look like I’m 80 years old in the 1950s, but I don’t care. My face and shoulders haven’t been burned since I invested $15 at Nordstrom Rack into this giant fucking hat. It’s amazing.

Bullshit hit on No-Ad. Stuff is great, costs a fraction of the name brands, and works better than most of them.

Oh, that commenter.

1. The Austin mayor is awesome.

My favorite bit is from the end:

I am writing to alert you that your email account has been hacked by an unfortunate and unusually hostile individual. Please remedy your account’s security right away, lest this person’s uninformed and sexist rantings give you a bad name. After all, we men have to look out for each other!

I fully endorse the boycott. People like that should 1000% stay the fuck out of Austin. And then it’ll be nice for the rest of us!

I hate babies when they are using their men costumes.

Alamo Drafthouse apologizes for Manpocalypse

I like Ben Affleck.

I feel bad saying this but I’m kind of glad it was Billie Jean King who got to beat Bobby Riggs

What city are you in and what’s your favorite boozy drink? ;)

not at all, they promote them.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

I genuinely believe a good percent of the leaks he’s so obsessed with are coming from someone tapping his so easy to hack phone.

I’ve never daydreamed so much about a military coup.

I can get my company fined millions of dollars for sending relatively innocuous information in an unsecured manner, and this moron is talking about super secret stuff on an ancient cell phone. Must be nice to be rich and powerful.