Don’t forget about all the money you’ll save by not being able to afford insurance!

“match the administration’s 3 percent growth target”

some taxpayers would actually pay more under the new plan, namely those who earn between $20,000 and $50,000 a year and have children.

Awesome... If this passes, the US debt will just increase tenfold and then that orange douchbag will try to claim bankruptcy.

The story also stinks of a guy who knows not to drive drunk on a main road so he took a back road where the cops wouldn’t catch him.

Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

Damn I’m confused.

And if they can’t afford an Uber/cab, then they definitely can’t afford the court costs that come with a DUI. Where I live, it will set you back about 10k.

More drama than the last time us Iowans were involved in a rose ceremony.

It’s such an awful, shitty selfish choice to drive drunk. You know better. Everybody knows better, but people who do it always think they’re the exception to the rule.

Don’t be an asshole. There are way too many ways to avoid driving while you’re shitfaced. I’m sure that’s even the case in Iowa.

They need to do a movie together. I will watch it at home, alone, over and over.

I’m DYING over here with the very low v-neck topped with the scarf! That poor little open patch of skin!

HAHAHAHA. Excellent. He looks almost about as stupid as his words were.

I think this begins to make up for his appearance in Star Trek: Nemesis.

Several of Kim’s friends tried (and failed) to spike her food and drinks with weed and alcohol.

Damien Lewis looks so fucking stupid in the linked post. I want to share it with you all!

Same. Tom Hardy, I’m actually hiding something on my person, better extend that pat down.

Word. I feel moderately bad that my first thought was “what was he wearing? Was he naked? Gosh, that’d be awesome” But then again, I have issues. And Tom Hardy is hot. Very much so.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.